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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

W Is For...

W Is For...Werewolves

Did you think W would be any other? Come on, this is me we're talking about. I love, love me the werewolves. They are my favorite monsters of all time, sexy beasts with no equal in my heart of hearts. To tell you how bad I have it for the wolves, I begged Santa for Eddie Munster's werewolf doll, Woof-Woof. It's all thanks to Lon Chaney, Jr. and local TV horror icon Son of Svengoolie. They were my first werewolf experience.

I've seen troves werewolf movies, from the sublime-blow-your-mind-wow to the supremely ridiculous crap that features no werewolf at all. You know the type, some bubble gum snapping intern throws fake blood on the lens, while another growls off camera and the actor screams and yells while more fake blood is being thrown on them. Whoo effing Hoo.

Now, as with all monster movies there is Good Shit, Bad Shit, Campy Shit and Shit To Avoid At All Costs. Here's the criteria for werewolves:

1. The Transformation - If there is no badass transformation, things are going south no matter how good the plot is. I mean, the whole freaking point of watching a werewolf movie is that monster. The two best werewolf transformation scenes ever, in the history of werewolf flicks are 1981's The Howling and An American Werewolf in London. No CGI has ever, and I mean never ever, been able to equal the masters Rob Bottin and Rick Baker.

This is the link for Rob Bottin's Howling scene. The embed codes have all been disabled much to my screaming frustration. This is the best werewolf transformation scene ever.

Here is Rick Baker's work from An American Werewolf in London. It is second only to Bottin's work.

And here is the final result with a righteous kill shot.

2. The Monster - Once you have a kick ass transformation, you need an excellent monster. Again, the whole point of a werewolf movie is the creature. Here's a good one from Ginger Snaps, a rockin awesome female werewolf trilogy.

3. The Kill Factor - This is part of the whole fun of werewolf movies. Watching these furry bastards claw and chew their way through a variety of victims. I give you Eddie Quist (Robert Picardo) from The Howling about to take a bite out of poor Terry (Belinda Balaski)

Now that I prepped you on what to look for in a werewolf movie, here are some examples in my various categories.

Good Shit Must see werewolf movies

The Howling (1981)

An American Werewolf in London (1981)

Ginger Snaps (2000)

Dog Soldiers (2002)

The Wolfman (2010)

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)

Bad Shit Werewolf movies that are just dumb but they're all right if nothing else is on. Pretty good monsters, too.

Skinwalkers (2006)

An American Werewolf in Paris (1997)

Bad Moon (1996)

Never Cry Werewolf (2008)

Campy Shit Werewolf movies that are not great stories, but are pure bloody fun

Cursed (2005)

Silver Bullet (1985)

The Wolfman (1941)

Frankenstein Meets The Wolfman (1943)

Shit To Avoid At All Costs These are so effing bad, I can't even begin rationalize how they got put into production. In other words Supremely Ridiculous Crap.

The Beast of Bray Road (2005) The monster here looks like a shag rug with teeth.

She-wolf of London (1946) There is no monster period, just a woman covering her face and men screaming. Sounds like a blind date to me.

All the subsequent Howlings: Howling 2:Stirba, Werewolf Bitch, Howling III, IV, V... and it just spirals down into a morass of stupidity and gratuitous nudity. The werewolves are actors with Halloween masks purchased from Wal-Mart. And that's when these movies even bother to have a monster. Mostly they're the interns with buckets of fake blood.

Hope you enjoyed my little Werewolf Movies 101. Now go out and enjoy the day and thanks for sticking with me through the rest of this A to Z. We're almost there.


  1. I have a feeling you have a private werewolf hidden somewhere in your garage :)
    How did you like Shakira's licantrophic song SHEWOLF? :)

  2. Any of the Underworld movies rate high on my list, and Ginger Snaps was a kick. I thought Silver Bullet was all right though. The werewolf movie MST3K parodied is definitely as skip without Mike and the Bots!

  3. @M.J. I could only do a partial or I'd have been here all day. Teen Wolf was pretty funny. Love Michael J. Fox.

    @Dez, you know me so well.;) He's well-trained, too. The Shakira song is great. That is a fave dance tune for me.

  4. I knew you were going Werewolves on this one, and I'm glad you did. You shared some interesting movies. I love An American Werewolf in London. For me as well, it's all about the transformation, though "The Kill Factor" is pretty kick-ass too.

  5. Excellent post! I still have to see the Howling. Really, really, really have to see it. And..."There is no monster period, just a woman covering her face and men screaming. Sounds like a blind date to me." HAHAHA! So true, so true. Epic.

  6. @Alex I love Mike and the Bots! MST3K totally ruled. I miss them. Silver Bullet is pure fun and Gary Busey rocks as Uncle Red.

    @Matt Glad you appreciate my little lycanthrope breakdown here. That subway chase and kill in AAWIL gets me every single time. That is what a werewolf chase should be.

    @M I cracked myself up when I wrote that line. I was feeling a bit feisty because I had just seen them talk about the film on some horror podcast. You do have to see The Howling. It has insider jokes, the characters are names after werewolf movie actors, directors, etc. Dee and Belinda definitely are step above the typical horror movie women in here.

  7. WoW! One of my favorite posts of yours, Mel! You've said it all! :)

    So.. although I think "The Howling" is a bit too dated for today's standards, I agree that the transformation scene is the best ever. My favorite werewolf movie of all time has to be "Ginger Snaps" - I saw it 5 years after its release, and I loved pretty much everything about it. "Dog Soldiers" was great too, though I thought the werewolves themselves looked kinda lame.

    "Underworld: Rise of the Lycans"? Seriously, hon? :) I hated it.

    "Skinwalkers" was dreadful, despite its cool title, and "Cursed" was okay for me - a campy fun, like you said.

  8. I remember American Werewolf in London fondly - I was a teen and it was the first time I'd seen a nudie shot of a guy!
    Special memories :)
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  9. Hi Melissa, nice post, sorry but I clear the link to your blog for any problems with the Google server, follow you again.
    you have a nice week.

  10. @Nebular I knew you were gonna love this post. :) Ginger Snaps is definitely one of the best. Hated Rise of the Lycans?! I loved Michael Sheen as Lucien. He and Rhona Mitra were awesome. For me, it made the other two make sense. Ah well...

    I know the werewolves in Dog Soldiers were rather lame looking. Too tall and thin. They needed more bulk.

    @Charmaine First time seeing a nudie guy! How funny! I'm glad I could take you down memory lane. Isn't it amazing the things we remember?

    @Ricardo No worries! I'm happy you're back. :)


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