Imaginarians, today my blog is being taken over by the awesome mystery writer Peg Herring. She brings us a brilliant interview with her character, Seamus, a detective who works for the dead since he's well, dead. How intriguing is that? I'm gonna have to pick this series up right now.
Thanks, Melissa, for sharing space in the Imaginarium!
A Dead Guy Talks about You-Part 3
Interviewer: We’re back with Seamus, our dead detective, who’s been telling us what it’s like to return from beyond the pale to investigate for the dead. Seamus, you were telling me earlier about how difficult it is to adjust to being back here. What’s the hardest thing to get used to?
Seamus: The worst thing for me is how slowly people move.
Interviewer: Everyone, or just some people?
Seamus: Everyone. See, the dead are free of the weight of mortality, so returning is always a shock. Living people are used to gravity and how hard it pulls on the body. You’re used to slogging across a room, dragging yourself up stairs, and countering the force of physics so you don’t roll down those same stairs as you come back down. We have to get used to it again, every time.
Interviewer: What else is difficult?
Seamus: There’s lots of noise around you all, but there’s also noise inside the human body. Your hearts beating, your lungs pumping air in and out, your feet scraping along, stuff like that.
Interviewer: I guess we ignore those things.
Seamus: Yeah, when was the last time you listened to yourself breathe? It’s only when you don’t hear it for a while that you notice, and that’s why cross-backs are bothered by it. All that commotion makes it hard for us to hear the host’s thoughts.
Interviewer: What do you do about it?
Seamus: Get used to it. We’ve got lots of time to adjust, since we don’t sleep. I generally spend the time my hosts are resting getting used to their rhythms. Once I’ve spent a few hours with them, I get myself in sync with them. But some of you are tricky. Even your thoughts are noisy sometimes.
Interviewer: Noisy thoughts?
Seamus: Some people never stop, you know? Their minds run all the time, thinking about stuff. Lots of times it’s getting ahead: how to make money, how to get somebody to notice them. They wear me out.
Interviewer: Well, a person has to think about such things if she is going to succeed.
Seamus: Then remind yourself once in a while to think about what it really is you want. If it’s money or getting famous, then I guess you’ve gotta keep after it. But most of us don’t really want either of those things as much as we get caught up in the hype.
Seamus: I can’t explain it. Life sorta drags you along, and you forget to question what people say is good or necessary. Do you really need extra-full eyelashes? Or washboard abs? Do you really want those things, or is somebody trying to tell you what you want so they can sell you what they want you to buy?
Interviewer: Now you’re waxing philosophical, Seamus. Are you a minimalist?
Seamus: I’m not even sure what that is. I’m just saying you have to take stock once in a while, you know? Ask yourself if what you’re chasing after and thinking about all the time is what you really want. If more of my hosts did that, they’d go to sleep easier at night, and I wouldn’t have to put up with their restlessness. It’s exhausting.
Interviewer: The host’s anxieties wear on you?
Seamus: Yeah. Thoughts of a host under stress are like a flood rushing along, pushing everything in front of it. We have a tiny spot in there, inside your heads, and sometimes it feels like those thoughts are going to overwhelm us. It’s like we’re on an island, and the tide keeps rising, making our spot smaller and less secure.
Interviewer: It sounds horrible. How do you deal with it?
Seamus: (with a grim smile) I have to. It’s my job.
What a cool interview. Thanks Peg. Here's some more details on Peg and her amazing work.
Schedule: Peg Herring’s Blog Tour for May (and one post in June)
consists of a mix of interviews with Seamus, the Dead Detective, and
posts on writing. The previous stop was at
http://travelswithkaye.blogspot.com, and tomorrow’s post will be at
http://nancyjcohen.wordpress.com. A complete schedule is posted at Peg’s
blog, It’s A Mystery to Me. When the tour is over
(June 11th), the complete Seamus interview will be posted on Peg’s blog.
Prizes: People who comment on any blog post on the tour will be entered
in drawings for several prizes: Dead Detective T-shirts, copies of THE
DEAD DETECTIVE AGENCY and DEAD FOR THE MONEY (paperback or e-books
available), and the chance to be a character in the third of the series
DEAD FOR THE SHOW. Multiple winners will be drawn.
Peg Herring lives in Michigan and writes two series, the critically
acclaimed Simon & Elizabeth (Tudor) Mysteries (Five Star
Publishing) and the award-winning Dead Detective Mysteries
(LL-Publications). When not writing, Peg enjoys directing musical
groups, gardening, and talking about writing.
DEAD FOR THE MONEY (e-book)
THE DEAD DETECTIVE AGENCY (paperback)