Ciara Knight's debut novel, Love's Long Shadow is now available. Yay!! Check it out.
Because I am busily preparing my post for the Insecure Writer's Support Group, here a just a few bits of randomness that make me smile, laugh or just go hmmm...
Mapquest really should start their directions at step 5 or 6 because I'm pretty sure I can get off my own street and out of my own neighborhood.
Nothing sucks quite like that moment in a heated argument when I realize I'm wrong. Doh!
Tylenol costs me $7.99 a bottle outside the hospital, but $17 a pill on the inside. Why? Do hospitals get the pure, uncut shit?
How many times is it acceptable for me to say "What?" before I just have to smile and nod like I understand even though I don't?
Bad decisions really do make the most interesting stories.
There is a fine line between boredom and hunger. I stomp over that line quite frequently.
I really wish Facebook would stop yelling at me about missing statuses. I panic and immediately log on, thinking I'll be kicked out.
I hate when I just miss a call, immediately call back only to have it ring ten times and go to voice mail. WTF? Did they drop the phone and runaway?
I have never understood the expression "cute as a button." To my knowledge, buttons aren't cute.
Shouldn't the pain scale have more numbers? Somehow that root canal pain seems more like a 1000 than a 10.
Why does cleave mean both to rip asunder and cling together?
Why did baseball and hockey helmets not come into play until the 1970's when testicular protection had been in use since the 1870's? Did men not think that their big heads were just as important as their little heads?
Have a great day and I'll be back tomorrow.