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Showing posts with label Burn Notice. Show all posts
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Saturday, June 11, 2011

TV's Bad Ass Bitches: Fiona Glenanne

This is a loving tribute to my ultimate bad ass chick on TV right now. If you all are not tuning in to Burn Notice, do so immediately. The new season starts on the USA Network on Thursday, June 23 at 9 EST. Fiona is the partner/lover of burned spy Michael Weston and she is one bitch you do not ever want to mess with. I thank the Holiest of the Holies and The Universe that the writers saw fit to create such an outstanding female character.


Portrayed by the super-talented Gabrielle Anwar, Fiona's got a resume and skill set that would make 007 jealous. A former provisional IRA operative, she's an illegal arms dealer, an unlicensed bounty hunter and explosives expert. She shoots first, asks questions later and isn't afraid to blow down the doors with her homemade goodies.


A brilliant strategist, she also handles herself quite nicely in hand to hand and can pick locks better than most highly skilled thieves. She's a looker too, using her sexiness as yet another weapon and can sometimes be found ramming one of her expensive high heels down the throat of an uncooperative contact.

The Lowdown on Fi...

Her weapons of choice are a stainless steel Walther PPK 7.65mm, a two-tone Heckler & Koch USP 9mm Para and her Colt .45 ACP M1911, but she also uses various shotguns. Her other favorite is a block of C-4. It's versatile and you can carry it in a small handbag for those unexpected situations.

She has soft spot for kids and will incinerate the bones of child abusers.

She absolutely hates being told what to do, which is why she is no longer with the IRA.

She loves guns, clothes explosives and shoes in equal measure.

Bomb making is foreplay.

Favorite Fiona Quotes:

"In my experience, if something seems too good, best to shoot it just in case."

"Use a golf club next time. Greater force to a smaller area."

"Nothing turns a woman on so much as when something goes boom."

"Of course the tactical support I'm giving will cost you. I need new shoes."

"I'm better at buying guns than I am buying shoes and I'm really good at buying shoes."

"I'll behave...Maybe."

Here is a look at Fiona in action. Love the work that Chrissy and Toddy aka fartarse83 did here. This is the perfect song for Fiona, My Chick Bad by Ludacriss and Nicki Minaj