My badass home girl M Hufstader of the killer blogs The Smoking Pen and Feed Me A Stray Cat, has tapped yours truly to receive her Liebster Award. Hell Yeah! And while I've tapped people already for this award, I'm still going to share 11 more things about me because well, you all want to know more don't you? I knew you did. LOL
But first let's get to M's Q's shall we?
3-D Yes or No?
I'm going to have to go with no as the tech leaves me with a headache so why pay more to be in pain.
Lord of the Rings or Star Wars?
I'm a total wimp. I can't choose as I love them both equally, but for very different reasons.
What movie would you like to see in theaters that you never got to?
Gone With The Wind. I have never ever seen this on a big screen and would relish the experience.
What's your major draw for a movie: actors, director or script?
Script. I have to have a great story in order to shell out for tix. I can honestly say that I have never chosen a film because of a director or actor.
Who is your favorite person to watch movies with?
My nephew. He sits there, shuts the hell up and let's it ride. And he likes all the movies I pay to see in the theater.
Who are your top three action heroes?
Indiana Jones, Bruce Lee and Mallory Kane. For those not familiar with Mallory, she's from Soderbergh's epic film Haywire.
The zombie apocalypse is upon us-what movie characters do you want in your camp to keep you alive?
Hmm...Machete, Alice from Resident Evil, Ripley and Vasquez from Aliens and The Terminator. I think they could work well together. I would also include any Shia LeBeouf character because we need zombie snack cakes in case things get tight.
Who is the one actor you love to hate?
That's easy, Keira Knightly. Completely over-rated and over-used. Need an English girl? Give it to Keira. I wish she would quit acting and go work at McDonald's. Eat some fries so she might put on a milligram or two. I don't know why I loathe her, but I swear I want to put out my eyes with knitting needles and pour bleach in my ears every time I'm forced to watch her on screen.
And the actor I hate myself for loving?
Channing Tatum He is so hot and he's not all that talented, I used to not like him, but then I saw an interview and well, he had me at fake mountain lion and hiding in an outhouse.
If they made a movie about your life, who would play you?
Janeane Garafalo. She's short, has my twisted, cynical sense of humor and sarcasm to spare. Like moi.
If you could change one movie ending, what would it be and why?
I'd change Twilight. Bella discovers she's into girls, stakes Edward, then runs off with Buffy the Vampire Slayer thus saving us all the misery of the subsequent films.
11 More things about me you probably don't care to know, but I'll share anyway. :)
I love the color blue, any and all shades of blue.
Pink makes me look like a ham.
My fave Japanese monster is Rodan
I can fill your power steering fluid should you need it.
I love toast with peanut butter and banana slices
The first time I cut my hair was 8th grade. I went pixie short the day before graduation unbeknownst to my mother. Her restraint is why I survived to adulthood.
I like to blow bubbles in the house. I taught my nephews to do that and can you tell I don't have kids? LOL
My first pet was a dog named Bandit and the first street I lived on was Avenue G. They say strippers name themselves after their first pets and their home streets. I would be the G Bandit. Perfect or what?
I eat Reese's peanut butter cups by eating the outer rim first, then peeling off the top chocolate.
The only wine I like is Moscato. Can't stand anything else, but I haven't had much in the way of wine, either.
I have a scar over my right brow where my brother hit me with a piece of firewood while we were playing The Incredible Hulk.
Like what you've read? Had enough about me? I hope you all have a terrific Monday. :)
Very interesting questions and even more interesting answers I must say. :) I have nothing against 3D, but I'm not a huge fan of it either. Even when it's been well used, after the first 15 minutes of the movie or so, I totally forget I'm watching a 3D movie.
ReplyDeleteIf I had to choose between Star Wars and LOTR, I would definitely go with the latter, no question about it.
I know you hate Keira, but for me there's something about her that draws me into her every time she appears on screen. Channing isn't that talented indeed, but he possesses some sort of charisma that makes him likable I reckon.
Why thank you sweetie. :) It's like SWQ and LOTR are two parts of me. SW is the unquestioned king of childhood and LOTR my adulthood. Well, I'm glad somebody enjoys Keira's films. The girl really does need to eat. ;P And yes, there is a certain something about Channing. God help me, though I hate myself for liking him LOL
DeleteGreat answers! Love your zombie squad and you remembered to bring some zombie bait! And you actually made Twilight something I might watch! Amazing!
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you, sir! I had to remember the bait part. You never know when you'll run across a huge horde of those zombies. I did make Twilight actually sound kind of cool, didn't I? LOL
Deletelol about the pink colour :) I've never understood ladies who love and wear pink.
ReplyDeleteAmen to what you said about that horrid English wench. She and Shia should hit it together and then go have some swinger sex with Rpatz and KStew on the edge of some narrow cliff :)
LMAO I love your sex fantasy there, Dez. That would be awesome, kill four birds with one stone, er act. ;P
DeletePink really is an awful color. It makes me want to gag when I see people bring it to baby shower.
Those would be some kick-butt ladies to have at your side!
ReplyDeleteThey certainly are! I knew you would appreciate them :)
DeleteMelissa, loved your answers in the first segment. Love me some Indiana Jones and Bruce Lee too.
ReplyDeleteThanks, J.L.! Aren't Bruce and Indy the best? I had such a crush (and still do) on both of them.
DeleteThis was fun! I especially like your alternative Twilight ending, and would love to have you for an aunt! Julie
ReplyDeleteThank you, Julie! I love that my version of Twilight made you smile. If only...LOL
DeleteWow. I love all your character choices for the zombie apocalypse. Great job there.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Michael. I love me the kick ass chicks and I knew Ripley and Vasquez could handle hordes. I mean they dealt with acid-blooded aliens. ;)
DeleteGone With The Wind would be great on the big screen. That and Citizen Kane.
ReplyDeleteCitizen Kane is most definitely worth a watch on a big screen. Hopefully I'll come across these films at a revival.
DeleteVery fun answers! I also like your alternative ending to Twilight and yes Channing Tatum is adorable and I do not feel guilty about thinking so for one minute! Not only is he adorable but you have you seen him dance?
ReplyDeleteYes oh yes, Channing is candy, candy, candy. ;) I have seen him dance and yeeow!
DeleteGlad you like my alternate fate for Bella. She needs some 'tude.
I'd pay twice to see that ending of Twilight. I'd time my entrance for the beginning of the end, too.
ReplyDeleteGreat answers, Melissa. I always appreciate your humor and spunk.
Rock on,
xoRobyn
LOL Thank you, Robyn. I knew you'd appreciate my version of events in Twilight. Bella just needs an estrogen kick to give her some sense.
DeleteWe rock, my sista friend! I do believe we have the finest sense of humor and attitude.
I loved your ending to Twilight. Brilliant! The way you feel about Kiera is how I feel about Cameron Diaz and Kirsten Dunst. Rodan is cool. I love me the flying turtle, Gamera.
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you, Mary. :) I don't like re-writes, but yeah, Twilight is one of those whose ending should definitely be re-written.
DeleteI feel your pain with Cameron and Kirsten. Gamera rules!
I'd have Blade come and kill Edwards - but other than that your version of Twilight rocks!
ReplyDeleteI love Rodan too! Rodan can fly, but Godzilla can just kinda lumber around breaking shit.
Getting Blade in there could definitely be a nice addition to my Twilight ending. I think he should cut Edward's head off.
DeleteRodan was the best! It's one thing to lumber around and smash stuff, quite another to create hurricane winds when you fly.
I so enjoyed your witty answers! Bella into girls...Shia a zombie snack, lol Keira wouldn't be a good zombie snack! I'm not into pink, either! I like green~ Fun post...I too want quiet at the theater!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you enjoyed my smart aleck answers. Keira would most definitely not be a zombie snack. They'd use her to clean their teeth. LOL
DeleteGreen is such a soothing color, peaceful and gorgeous. Quiet is all important in the theater, unless you're doing a Rocky Horror Midnight show. :)
Why haven't I answered this yet?? I'm a bad person. I definitely read these but somehow didn't comment! I love all the answers. The zombie camp? Yes. SO EPIC. Especially the zombie bait. Also, that needs to be an extra ending to Twilight. I'm just saying. Love this!
ReplyDeleteNo worries! And you are not bad, only badass. I knew you would love my zombie team. They do rock. After all Vasquez just needs to know one thing..."where they are." And yeah, I'd love to see my Twilight ending on the Blu-ray extras.
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