tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021635145002263987.post7400936942406370715..comments2023-12-28T03:29:56.836-08:00Comments on Melissa's Imaginarium: Thank You And What Inspires The Snark In MeAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021635145002263987.post-87789851478203964392011-07-26T09:31:07.481-07:002011-07-26T09:31:07.481-07:00@M People are so awesome sometimes. I love that ho...@M People are so awesome sometimes. I love that how many sunset cruises story. It's like the lady who asked me what time midnight mass started. Comedian Bill Engvall had it right. Some people really do need signs to let others know just how dumb they are before they even waste your time.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021635145002263987.post-14765049342538146622011-07-25T23:08:51.456-07:002011-07-25T23:08:51.456-07:00Dipshits are possibly the most entertain species o...Dipshits are possibly the most entertain species of human that exist on this earth. The "guy with brown hair and glasses" comment cracked me up. Reality is sometimes so much more frightening than fiction. I heard a couple similar gems from a dude who worked on a cruise boat. During his time there, he got some amazing comments like "do these stairs go up?" and "how many sunset cruises a day to you do?" Ah, sometimes I really have zero faith in the human race.M. Hufstaderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08710221415534490058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021635145002263987.post-50640869322354705092011-07-19T22:26:15.527-07:002011-07-19T22:26:15.527-07:00@msmariah That is hilarious!! It's so true tha...@msmariah That is hilarious!! It's so true that people just start yammering on before you even finish the first syllable of greeting. I had a guy start place a pizza order with me. When I told him that this the wrong number, he just kept right on talking. so I interrupted him and informed him that we did not deliver until after 11 AM, but he was perfectly welcome to pick his order up.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021635145002263987.post-57579093893890628142011-07-19T07:05:21.583-07:002011-07-19T07:05:21.583-07:00Melissa-- For those of us who have ever answered ...Melissa-- For those of us who have ever answered phones, we can certainly relate. My favorite was when people would misdial the company I worked for and think they were calling the cable company. When I told them that this was not the cable company they got irrate. Sometimes they would be full on in their "you turned off my cable" spiel.<br /><br />My all-time favorite was when someone called thinking it was a rental office (which it was not). I tried to tell them that you have the wrong number. Not believing me they had someone else call.msmariahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15486729990673366769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021635145002263987.post-7742250763039055382011-07-19T06:15:05.243-07:002011-07-19T06:15:05.243-07:00@Oregon Kathy I'm so glad you enjoyed my snark...@Oregon Kathy I'm so glad you enjoyed my snarky misadventures. I love making people laugh and smile. <br /><br />@Jamie LOL That game lady...People amaze me with the depth of their ignorance and dumbassery.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021635145002263987.post-89059987581065548722011-07-18T22:39:10.639-07:002011-07-18T22:39:10.639-07:00I love it. I've had similar experiences with t...I love it. I've had similar experiences with the uneducated masses. I worked in a video game store a few years back and I had a woman try to return a game (after about 3 months) because her kid didn't like it. I explained that you can't return a game because you didn't like it, and so she took the number of the game publisher and wanted to sue them because 'if they knew they were making a bad game then they shouldn't allow it to be sold'. People can be stupid :PJamie Gibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15168603412367448706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021635145002263987.post-25048423268079447052011-07-18T09:27:17.679-07:002011-07-18T09:27:17.679-07:00Hi Melissa,
Thanks for starting my day off with a...Hi Melissa,<br /><br />Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh. People are weird. And funny. And irritating. :>)<br /><br />Kathy M.Oregon Gifts of Comfort and Joyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07171271956883698673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021635145002263987.post-54839107981012372222011-07-17T21:00:58.202-07:002011-07-17T21:00:58.202-07:00@Jules Architects, eh? I'll have to remember t...@Jules Architects, eh? I'll have to remember that. I'm glad my snark makes you smile. It keeps me sane too as I walk amongst the dumbasses out there. <br /><br />@Ellie Aww.. I'm so happy I cheered you up. Hope everything is okay. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021635145002263987.post-65745443092793480232011-07-17T20:49:31.561-07:002011-07-17T20:49:31.561-07:00@Matt Aww thank you so much!! I needed to hear tha...@Matt Aww thank you so much!! I needed to hear that after some of the crap that went on this week. It seems like I'm forever engaging in a war of wits with unarmed individuals. ;)<br /><br />@Craig One of my fave sayings! We retail vets have to stick together. <br /><br />@Maynard Thanks! I'm happy to be of service in the laughter department. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021635145002263987.post-23190588349752611952011-07-17T20:44:01.270-07:002011-07-17T20:44:01.270-07:00@Alex I'm so glad it's real word. :) And b...@Alex I'm so glad it's real word. :) And behind the wheel is definitely another place I've experienced this. <br /><br />@Dez You would have made an excellent wedding date. :) If lawyers are reading, I hope they learn something. ;))<br /><br />@Caledonia LMAO I LOVE that any key story. That made my night. ;) People just don't think when they crack off on you. When I'm on with tech support, etc. I just try to be as polite as possible and even joke around. I know the power they wield, but some people just have a disconnect between action and thought I think.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021635145002263987.post-89719739995995882752011-07-16T09:43:04.612-07:002011-07-16T09:43:04.612-07:00Oh, my. I can't stop laughing. Thank you for c...Oh, my. I can't stop laughing. Thank you for cheering me up!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.elliegarratt.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Ellie Garratt</a>Ellie Garratthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03731071128348213067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021635145002263987.post-21024457155898123752011-07-16T05:53:19.007-07:002011-07-16T05:53:19.007-07:00LMAO, I so love your snarkiness, makes me feel san...LMAO, I so love your snarkiness, makes me feel sane. FYI Architects are right there with Lawyers. :)<br /><br />Have a great weekend.<br /><a href="http://fragilemouse.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Jules @ Trying To Get Over The Rainbow</a>Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02136045025997662057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021635145002263987.post-52179777441178394552011-07-16T00:45:14.269-07:002011-07-16T00:45:14.269-07:00haha, hilarious post. You made my day!!haha, hilarious post. You made my day!!Maynard Morrisseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00484689288762406307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021635145002263987.post-11736573607250471312011-07-15T21:10:12.031-07:002011-07-15T21:10:12.031-07:00As a retail vet myself - I love your responses to ...As a retail vet myself - I love your responses to the all-too-common dumbassery to be found in the day to day. To borrow a cliche - YOU GO GIRL!Craig Edwardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06037542638067599437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021635145002263987.post-84484570356289058872011-07-15T16:08:35.803-07:002011-07-15T16:08:35.803-07:00Haha, I love your snarky attitude. And your wit, e...Haha, I love your snarky attitude. And your wit, especially. Don't let small minds ever discourage you because you are a wonderful, smart woman :)FilmMattichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15567287349203493671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021635145002263987.post-83859013837111190002011-07-15T14:39:08.628-07:002011-07-15T14:39:08.628-07:00OMGah I can relate! I worked customer service for...OMGah I can relate! I worked customer service for YEARS! I especially liked the people who would call me when I worked tech support for a couple of different computer places.<br />First of all, don't ever piss off the person in the customer service part who has the control to reset your online password because someone in your family went against the terms of service.<br />And my all time favorite: "It's telling me to press 'any key'."<br />"Then hit ANY key."<br />"Well.... where IS it?"<br />*Facepalm*Mel Chesleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08200734886454147170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021635145002263987.post-72927293251479929682011-07-15T14:22:29.616-07:002011-07-15T14:22:29.616-07:00Why wasn't I invited to the wedding? :)
And I ...Why wasn't I invited to the wedding? :)<br />And I hoping no lawyers are reading your post :)DEZMONDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14127166104359407763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7021635145002263987.post-71586460024628564232011-07-15T11:48:52.586-07:002011-07-15T11:48:52.586-07:00Those are awesome! And dumbassedness IS a word. Yo...Those are awesome! And dumbassedness IS a word. You'll find it in action when people get behind the steering wheel as well.Alex J. Cavanaughhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09770065693345181702noreply@blogger.com